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2016 I Am Not Drinking Any $%&*#! Merlot
Wine Specs
100% Merlot
Monterey County
5.3 g/L
Drinkable upon release (Oct. 2017), 3-5 years ageability
Serving Temperature
58º F
Label Artist
Lindsey Sonu
Alcohol %

2016 I Am Not Drinking Any $%&*#! Merlot

You may well be looking at me sideways for saying it, but I will be drinking some $%&*#! Merlot.

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$16.00 per bottle / $172.80 per case
$13.60 per bottle / $153.60 per case (Members)

It would seem to be a cold day in climate changèd Santa Cruz that a Merlot would pass the portals of Bonny Doon Vineyard. And yet… one must (as painful a proposition as this might be) remain open to the possibility that the The Cépage That Dare Not Speak Its Name might (gasp) be somehow not just bearable, but in fact, utterly delicious – soft, luscious and plush (not in a slatternly way), well structured, and even, dare I say, reasonably complex. 

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Wine Profile
Tasting Notes
Good, deep ruby color, with a lovely dusty aroma of fraise de bois, licorice and gingerbread, with the subtlest suggestion of garrigue de Provence; the ’16 vintage is a bit more substantial in weight and persistence than the ’15. Quite elegant on the palate when first opened, the wine continues to build in amplitude in the glass with more air. The Merlot has wonderful natural acidity (go figure!), medium tannins and great persistence.
Winemaker Notes
There has been to some extent a sort of “ethnic cleansing” of Merlot in the Central Coast since the release of the film, “Sideways,” and it is, of course, tremendously ironic to be singing the praises of this substantially execrated grape. But beauty is found sometimes in the most unexpected places.
Food Pairing Notes
This would be an absolutely perfect wine with lamb and rosemary. Other ideas include pizza with Italian sausage, grilled steak with a Merlot reduction, and grilled vegetables.
2,653 cases